Tuesday 2 July 2013

How To Deal With Hipsters

How To Deal With.............Hipsters


Hipsters. Those people who intentionally dress like they don't care and hate everything that society does so they set out to do everything before the rest of us and then years after everyone has moved on because it makes them "cool".

You can easily identify a hipster as they most definitely stand out in a crowd. The most common features they have are thick nerdy glasses (even though they don't need glasses), a scarf for no apparent reason, clothes that either look disheveled or 15 years out of fashion and a sense of superiority to the rest of us "capitalists" which I imagine is only an insult to communists.

The problem I have with hipsters is that they try so hard to be different and not mainstream that they have created a whole  trend in itself making them actually the mainstream ones (HA). Also I have no idea what they are actually rebelling against by listening to "alternative" music and eating organic food. So you can be awkward - good for you? Why don't you go save the environment (which is important people!! Seriously, recycle or something!) or get a  meaningful job instead of taking pictures and changing the camera to black and white so that it's "art"?

They are pretentious and obviously not the most intelligent for thinking that the rest of us actually care enough to want to know what they think or that we care that you are so ahead of the trend.Congratulations!!! Your prize is everyone bullies you and mocking you wherever you go! Well done!

Being weird and different is obviously a good thing and you should embrace who you are but making sure that you are so different that everyone notices is just trying too hard and that's just not the right way to go about it.

So here are three things to take from this post:

1) Watching shows like Pokemon doesn't make you a hipster, I'm not sure why everyone seems to think this nowadays.

2) No outsider really gets being a hipster but if you are one, don't judge other people for being one and then they wont judge you in return.

3) No I'm not a hipster for making a blog in 2013..............Shut up

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