Sunday 30 June 2013

Attention Seekers

How To Deal With.....Attention Seekers

Attention Seekers. 






The most annoying group of people to ever walk the face of the Earth. Everyone knows one. Those kind of people that always update or talk about how fat and ugly they are and how no one will ever love them - *insert crying face* - and fish for compliments so deep you just want to tell them it's all going to get better.....

Or hit them with a brick.

I'm going to let you in on a secret here : No one likes an attention seeker. Not only will you come across as desperate, annoying and pathetic but you will make whoever you are talking to feel like North Korea should just nuke us and put them out of their misery. Don't get me wrong, people can be insecure and have low self esteem but wanting everyone you know to tell you that you are amazing is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *pause for breath* oooooooooo stupid, not to mention pathetic!!!!



Ok, so you're weird or ugly or fat or stupid (or in other words, a real life troll) but embrace what you are and make it your own. Get a new weave or new clothes or exercise a little or get friends but don't be desperate. If you have to start conversations and restart them when the other person stops talking, you need to get a life or change it up a little.

So if you are reading this and you think you are an attention seeker, here are three things you can do to become a well liked and respected member of the community :

1) Become More Confident With A New Look Or New Attitude

2) Get New Friends Who Like You For You

If these things don't seem to work and you still upload crying faces onto social media then here's the last fool proof way to change..........

3) Don't Talk To Me Ever

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