How To Deal With KE$HA

How To Deal With...... KE$HA

KE$HA

                                                                          

                                                 


OK people, by now there is no one on Earth who hasn't heard of the walking pile of drug abuse and bad decisions otherwise known as Ke$ha or as I like to call her - "Taylor Swift after a party in Dagenham".

Here's a little information on it.          Oops I meant her. 

Unlike contrary belief,  Ke$ha didn't emerge when toxic waste hit a glittery sewer, she was born as Kesha Rose Sebert on March 1st 1987. I really cannot be bothered to write any more why she turned into whatever she is now but I will tell you why she is worthy of my hate.

Ke$ha has contributed such failures as "Your Love Is My Drug" and "Die Young", the second of which she still hasn't done......... Kidding....Not Kidding.... The main message of any Ke$ha song is how to get drunk and catch an STD. Somehow they have made their way into the Top40 and have proved time after time that music has gone downhill since the days of the Crazy Frog *Dreamy Flashback*.



Now you might wonder why a 16 year old guy would have such an issue with people acting a bit crazy like Ke$ha so here are three reasons:

1) Her music is horrible.......Just horrible.....It's worse than sitting through an Adam Sandler Movie

2) She sends out a pretty bad message and I would know *Shout out to Adolf Whitelock*

3) She dresses like she got dragged through Lindsay Lohan's toilet.